Anyway. I'm in one of those cohort things where I meet with the same group of people once a week for a minimum of 4 hours at a time. There's this one 50ish lady in my classes that is just flippin obnxious. She is one of those know-it-all-better-than-you-ass-kissing types that I cannot stand. She never shuts up and always thinks she is right. In fact, she thinks she is better than me because she is older than me. Now, I have nothing wrong with people in their fifties or people who are older than me. Let's be clear on that. In fact, I could and do ignore her most of the time.
The biggest problem with her is she apparently owns a bedazzler. I'm not talking like she's got the back pants pockets somewhat bedazzled. She's got hearts on shirts, flowers up and down the legs of her pants, etc. Every. Single. Article. of clothing that she owns has at least some part of it bedezzled. Trust me, I've only seen her once a week for the past year and a half, so I've seen repeat outfits in every season.
But really I'm supposed to take her seriously? Aren't super bedazzled clothes only cute on little girls that change their name to Princess? Or is that just me? Because they're NOT attractive on bitter annoying bitches. I really just want to buy my own bedazzler to bedazzle her mouth shut.
Now back to laying around in my paint covered, ancient, holey, workout pants from high school with mis-matching Muck Fichigan t-shirt that I wore all day today. Gotta love the annual 3 months of paid unemployment in the summer.
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